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Why is it that the phrase “hey you little dickens” isnt as offensive as the less popular “hey you big dickens” Indeed a disturbing universe.

June 15, 2012 - 3:35 am

Gabe Dunn & Dustin Jones perform hit song+Interview! Today on KRBX 89.9 FM on the broadcast “Mothers Ruin” (1pm-4pm) around 3pm. Stream …

June 14, 2012 - 3:35 am

I MENT 2PM ISH!

June 14, 2012 - 3:35 am

This whole Fusion award thing obviously means more to Matt than it does me. So what better reason is there to vote for me.

June 12, 2012 - 3:35 am

If you truck spinach up from California get it an apartment and a job let it hang out for a few years… Does it become local? Xoxo ~G~

June 12, 2012 - 3:35 am

I once wore leg warmers on my arms…Obviously 2 fight crime.As time rolled forward In a muddled heap I grew fat.I was forced 2 tie them …

June 5, 2012 - 3:35 am

around my waist as a belt. Crime ran rampant for decades. Peace returned to the people when I quit drinking so much soda.

June 5, 2012 - 3:35 am

I found that my cat refuses to eat banannas while I am forcing him to swim. But I know what’s best.

June 1, 2012 - 3:35 am

Admiralstanks

May 30, 2012 - 3:35 am

I eat burritos

May 30, 2012 - 3:35 am