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I’m starting my own tv show where I angrily argue about religion with nuns. The program is going to be called “Holy Crap!” or “Dunn vs Nun”

December 16, 2012 - 4:05 am

In addition to that I’m writing a song called “Girl gimmie some butt touch.” So there, those who don’t think I’m doing anything productive.

December 16, 2012 - 4:05 am

S = k. log W and I’m sick of it.

November 12, 2012 - 8:38 pm

I was in my Forever Lazy sitting on my Forever Cozy when I realized that I was all out of Everlasting Gobstoppers.

October 8, 2012 - 3:35 am

I’m begining to understand there are no such things as “free Crustos”.

September 18, 2012 - 3:35 am

What I really want is to go the rest of the evening without saying “xanadu” again.

September 13, 2012 - 3:35 am

I don’t remember what I was doing… but somehow I got old…I don’t recall…I..I don’t recall.

August 13, 2012 - 3:35 am

If I had boobs, I would put them in the wind….I mean if i had nicer boobs.

August 9, 2012 - 3:35 am

Humor shows tonight. LIQUID LAUGHS 8pm & 10pm. Free admission to all who read my tweets. Tell ’em “Gabe put me on the list.” then wink.

July 6, 2012 - 3:35 am

No one with the last name of “Mustard” has ever achieved the rank of Colonel. Your living in a fantasy land detective Sheehan.

June 24, 2012 - 3:35 am