Category Archives: Tweets

I’m starting my own tv show where I angrily argue…

I’m starting my own tv show where I angrily argue about religion with nuns. The program is going to be called “Holy Crap!” or “Dunn vs Nun”

In addition to that I’m writing a song called “Gir…

In addition to that I’m writing a song called “Girl gimmie some butt touch.” So there, those who don’t think I’m doing anything productive.

S = k. log W and I’m sick of it.

S = k. log W and I’m sick of it.

I was in my Forever Lazy sitting on my Forever Coz…

I was in my Forever Lazy sitting on my Forever Cozy when I realized that I was all out of Everlasting Gobstoppers.

I’m begining to understand there are no such thing…

I’m begining to understand there are no such things as “free Crustos”.

What I really want is to go the rest of the evenin…

What I really want is to go the rest of the evening without saying “xanadu” again.

I don’t remember what I was doing… but somehow I…

I don’t remember what I was doing… but somehow I got old…I don’t recall…I..I don’t recall.

If I had boobs, I would put them in the wind….I…

If I had boobs, I would put them in the wind….I mean if i had nicer boobs.

Humor shows tonight. LIQUID LAUGHS 8pm & 10pm….

Humor shows tonight. LIQUID LAUGHS 8pm & 10pm. Free admission to all who read my tweets. Tell ’em “Gabe put me on the list.” then wink.

No one with the last name of “Mustard” has ever ac…

No one with the last name of “Mustard” has ever achieved the rank of Colonel. Your living in a fantasy land detective Sheehan.